Professional Phone Operator • Part-Time Gamer • Full-Time Cinema Fan
Marco is a rare species: a man who can manage 12 clients simultaneously from the phone, carry a gaming lobby, and still somehow never make it to sparring. A true multitasker — as long as the task isn't getting hit in the face.
Always on the phone. Morning, noon, night. His clients are probably calmer than his League teammates ever were.
Dedicated to the craft. Stays up late, optimizes builds, gets tilted by lag — a true gamer at heart.
Loves the movies. Give him a release date and he'll be there — unlike sparring, the cinema never fights back.
Theoretically loves sparring. Practically never shows up. Has an excuse faster than his jab should be.
Constantly planning his next move — whether it's a client pitch, a game build, or an elaborate excuse for skipping training.
Owns his chaos with a smile. You can't stay mad at Marco. He'll crack a joke and suddenly it's fine.
Scientists have yet to observe Marco without a phone to his ear. Some say it's fused there. His clients think he lives in the phone. They might be right.
After years of distinguished service, Marco has formally announced his retirement from League of Legends. This is final. Definitive. Absolutely not reversible. He means it this time. Definitely.
Unlike sparring sessions, you will always find Marco at the cinema. Big screen, nachos, dark room — this is his natural habitat. He will watch anything and emerge with strong opinions.
Marco is a passionate supporter of sparring — in theory. In practice, he has cultivated a world-class collection of Ausreden (excuses). Each one delivered with total conviction.
"Ich hab einen wichtigen Kunden-Call..." (at 7pm on a Saturday)
📱 Classic"Ich bin gerade mitten in einer Ranked-Partie... ich kann nicht einfach so aufhören."
🎮 Gaming"Mein Handgelenk tut ein bisschen weh... vom Tippen." 👀
🤔 Suspicious"Es gibt einen Film, den ich schon ewig sehen wollte — der läuft heute Abend leider."
🎬 Cinema"Ich muss noch Strategien für morgen vorbereiten. Business ist Business."
💼 Professional"Mein Controller muss laden. Ich kann das Ladekabel einfach nicht finden." 🔋
🎮 Technical"Ich komm nächste Woche definitiv. Versprochen. 100%." *(never comes)*
🕐 Classic Delay"Mein Kunde hat mich gerade angerufen, ich erkläre es dir später—" *hangs up*
📞 Vanishing ActEvery legend has stats. Here's Marco's official breakdown.